Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
and here we have the very talented actress tatiana maslany as bread
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
Here’s Sarah Manning! She’s an orphan, lived on the streets for a bit, and has one child. She’s so valuable that numerous corporations are after her! But wait, there’s more! If you chase her now, you’ll meet another clone Helena! That’s two for the price of one!
Warning: Clones may vary in…
i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
georgetakei: Too cute not to share again
From my friends at Awww Pets:
Remember, I love ewe.
3 year old death grip!
iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”
I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah